Oh what a nice paisley and.... oh shit, that's an orgy. Yep, a full on, orgy, cuddle puddle, bacchanal, standard Saturday night- whatever you want to call it. Why not give your fans a hint of what might be in store at the afterparty.

This shirt is soft as hell, glam af, slim fit, and pure cotton and made with love, craft, and overall bad assness. So if anyone asks you where you got it, just tell them it's Not For Sale.

IMPORTANT:

This item takes a few days to ship, because we're pretty small and indie. But we promise, it'll be worth it.

And yes, you can return stuff. It's the 2020's after all. All we ask is check your size ahead of time, to save both of us time and heartache.

It fits similar to brands like Kooples, John Varvatos, and Zara.